Freaking hysterical....
https://www.buzzfeed...of-hearing-ghjm
Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:05 AM
Is it ready yet?
Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:11 AM
do you even hot break, bro?
Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:32 AM
Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:47 AM
i actually don't get that many super uninformed questions. most of the people that ask me about it are into beer enough to avoid these common pitfalls (they've been on a brewery tour or 20).
Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:55 AM
they missed my favorite when someone will tell me any homebrew that is colored lighter than a brown tastes just like Sam Adams and any homebrew darker tastes just like Guinness.
Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:56 AM
they missed my favorite when someone will tell me any homebrew that is colored lighter than a brown tastes just like Sam Adams and any homebrew darker tastes just like Guinness.
the highest praise!
Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:34 PM
For some reason my one BIL insists on comparing all of my beers to Killians.This one is just like Killians!This one is a little bit like Killians!This one is NOTHING like Killians!
Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:36 PM
For some reason my one BIL insists on comparing all of my beers to Killians.This one is just like Killians!This one is a little bit like Killians!This one is NOTHING like Killians!
the Killians standard!
Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:42 PM
For some reason my one BIL insists on comparing all of my beers to Killians.This one is just like Killians!This one is a little bit like Killians!This one is NOTHING like Killians!
is there a certain aspect he is using as the basis of comparison? my first thought would be amount or lack of flavor.
Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:54 PM
the Killians standard!
My neighbor's standard is Bud Lite. All others are flavor categorized with 2 descriptors
1: Dark--he actually thinks "Light" refers to the color and anything not labeled "light" is a dark beer2: Skunky--any beer with hop flavorTherefore, SNPA is a "dark, skunky" beer
Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:59 PM
My neighbor's standard is Bud Lite. All others are flavor categorized with 2 descriptors
1: Dark--he actually thinks "Light" refers to the color and anything not labeled "light" is a dark beer2: Skunky--any beer with hop flavorTherefore, SNPA is a "dark, skunky" beer
pass some of the dark skunky over here!
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:05 PM
I used to have a neighbor (an a-hole really) that used to drink Bud Lite like it was water......
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:10 PM
I think he moved here. Guy's never w/o one in his hand. He's so round and red, looks like if you touched him with a razor blade, he'd turn inside out.I used to have a neighbor (an a-hole really) that used to drink Bud Lite like it was water......
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:11 PM
I used to have a neighbor (an a-hole really) that used to drink Bud Lite like it was water......
chances are most asshole are drinking bud lite or something similar. it's just straight up statistics.
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:24 PM
Seems like everyone who works at my local home depot doesn't understand the difference between brewing and distilling. Asked one guy about compression fittings for my chiller and he went off about how the liquor store is good enough for him. Another guy stuck up a conversation about the O2 bottle I picked up. When I told him it was for yeast propagation he nodded his head knowingly, "for my secret basement lab."
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:33 PM
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:40 PM
I had a friend that suggested the "blind" thing as well. I explained that if he didn't go blind after all the "bating" he's done in his life, my beer certainly isn't going to hurt...... He's one of my best consumers... hahaha
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:41 PM
He just thinks Killians is the bomb. Almost every story he tells me is about how they went camping and brought a bunch of Killians or how they went to the racetrack and had a keg of Killians. It's bloody hilarious. I was at this place a few weekends ago playing bocce with about 20 people. Everyone was drinking beer and the one girl (I have known her since high school) wasn't sure what to order. I was drinking this outstanding kolsch made by Metropolitan Brewing here in Chicago. She sees it and says, "Oh, Ken... that looks really nice. Can I try it?"... she takes a sip and says, "Okay, that tastes like it has a Dorito floating in it". Laughs all around. Another girl takes a sip and says, "No it doesn't!" and the first girl repeats, "Yep... Dorito!". Some of the guys are asking if it's Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese or whatever. She says, "Original!". I said, "You're very fortunate in the Doritos you've tasted".is there a certain aspect he is using as the basis of comparison? my first thought would be amount or lack of flavor.
Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:51 PM
dorito? wtf???
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