Trade some of that keg stockpile or beer to have some apprentice do it for you.
Ha! I already sold a number of kegs to fund my faucet and tubing upgrade (I upgraded all 14 faucets to Perlick 650ss faucets, John Guest fittings for the shank and disconnect, and Bev Seal Ultra 235 barrier line - that was an expensive upgrade!)
I actually do want to learn how to sweat copper well, it is just that since it is a new skill, I expect a certain failure rate. What I've learned so far is to dry the joint, clean all mating surfaces well, flux enough to cover surfaces, heat until the joint is hot enough to melt and wick the solder in without the flame on it.
The only thing that is different is with the valves, which I've seen that you actually heat the tubing first to get it to expand into the valve sweat cup before heating the the cup directly.
Also, I recall from somewhere that it is best not to have the copper pipe directly attached to the concrete, so I plan on attaching spare 2x4's to the concrete, and then strapping the copper pipe to the 2x4's. This is one reason why I need to carefully plan the routing of the piping, as I need to screw in the 2x4s to the cinder blocks first, and then measure, sweat, and attach. I also want to use the 2x4's because I will be using 1/2'' stainless valves for cold water distribution, and I need there to be enough clearance and support so that the use of the valves doesn't cause the nearest sweat joint to fail prematurely, and I don't rack my knuckles against the cinder blocks every time I want to attach tubing or something with the valves.